Its before April 4th[probably] 2025, and there has been an idea bouncing around the dome, in some capacity that i want to realize. I have always thought about "what if i could go back in time with some sort of marvelous technology and show the world of the past (e.g. 1970) the wonder-ful inventions of the future, complete with future foresight (the great flood will hit new york on september 11th), the ability to change the past (guys please dont vote donald trum in again a second time after you impeach him), and the storage capacity of the new age (2tb microSD full of both relevant and irrelevant memes)"
Now, I do know that such a thing is most likely impossible (no one attended Stephen Hawkings birthday party or whatever), BUT since I can't have my own vision, why cant i give the experience of historical foresight and...... historical foresight to other people. What if I was the party that was being bedazzled, for the enjoyment of others. I can do a rather good impression of a stupid person, but what if I was more than just stupid. What if I simply couldnt have known anything in the first place.
It is now April 4th[probably] and I have mostly to fully figured out some of how this thing will work. I give myself 3 separate character limits for each message (STOP MAKING THINGS CREEP OUT OF SCOPE AND MAYBE YOU WOULDNT DROP SO MANY PROJECTS, HM?) so that I could keep up with any rise or shortening of character limits in the future on tw x twitter, the most things app.
Simple enough plan. Write things in a txt file ('10yrs.txt', located in 'Desktop/Folders/' for ease of use) just about once per day, and keep at it. Then in 10 years time, dripfeed them onto the internet via whatever is relevant at the time (twitter sucessor, reddit sucessor, tumblr, bsky) Dont forget to make backups of it, though! or else both 2025 and 2035 you are going to be mad at 2025 you.
On April 7th[definitely] I begun writing.
On April 14th through 23th (sans the 20th), I forgot to write something. Strong start, I see.
I kept writing, and writing, and writing. Sometimes forgetting (April 29th - May 24th), but writing continued once more. I decided to lower the amount of work per message to 1 line instead of 3 (thank god). Eventually I got into the swing of things where i write when i remember and remember when i write (no gaps >3days until August 13th).
Heres a random taster of them, just to get a feel for what it will be like when the rest of them appear on the internet
Jun 13th 2025: "today is fridya the 13th, tomorrow is wednesday the 13th. they are not the same"
Jul 16th 2025: "new vsauce video is peak"
Jul 28th 2025: ":3 (those who nose)"
Nov 1st 2025: "if clouds are waterdust, then that means rain is waterdustfall and snow is coldwaterdustfall, with hail being hardwaterdustfall"
Same day: "i just drew the mind dog and it seems like it is desperate to be euthanised" (i have no recollection of this at all)
Dec 24th 2025: "can you believe it guys? christmas, just a week away"
Mar 13th 2026: "more like saves cum jajajajajaja" (what)
a minute before: "call it save-scum and the story is you have to save a scum" (ohhhhhh)
Apr 13th 2026: "just reread the instructions for the wart treatment i've been using for the past 6 months. 'discontinue use after 12 weeks'
(fun times)
Jun 1st 2026: "goodbye mint-l-dark-red, hello mint-l-dark-blue"
Jun 18th 2026: "just finished writing the new blog3 blog post at fuck-o-clock at night, im going to sleep" (...)
You can expect a total of 722[i think] of these to have been released to the public from my website[i think], [wherever that is in 2035] by the 18th of June 2036, with more to come after that.
Happy time travelling!